The Greatest Shits + (Bedsides & Roarities)

by Land Crabs

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1.	Blank (Unreleased Demo) 02:42	buy track
2.	Shoot My Goo (Crab Land By Land Crabs)) 03:05	buy track
3.	OMG!! LOL!! (Pathetic Phallus) 02:28	buy track
4.	Aborted Penis (Hugo Ate My Bike Live Sessions) 02:55	buy track
5.	Fish Curry (Crab Land by Land Crabs) 01:50	buy track
6.	Dog at the Beach, Yeah?? (Hugo Ate My Bike Live Sessions) 04:10	buy track
7.	Carrie (Hugo Ate My Bike Live Sessions) 04:11	buy track
8.	Odour Eliminator (Patrick Bates Men) 06:58	buy track
9.	Clam flesh Ft. The Count (Pathetic Phallus) 02:14	buy track
10.	Clam Flesh (Operatic Version) (Pathetic Phallus) 00:57	buy track
11.	LIFE (Crab Your Pants) 01:32	buy track
12.	Hugo Is Hungry (Pathetic Phallus) 03:51	buy track
13.	Fast Food For Thought (Pathetic Phallus) 03:44	buy track
14.	Carry Me (Crab Land by Land Crabs) 00:51	buy track
15.	Be My Eyes (Hugo Ate My Bike Live Sessions) 03:18	buy track

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the ballbuster!

the entire collection of Land Crabs, including, Crab Land by Land Crabs, Pathetic Phallus, the Hugo Ate My Bike Live Sessions and some bedsides and roarities

Land Crabs have been through alot to bring you this record, two members have passed, Subuteo Panaflax and Aunt Crud, God rest their shells..
but two new Crabs sidled along, the veracious Bum Baron and the tentacled guitarist Bulbous Tip

now despite several sex tapes, a plethora of parking fines and a buttload of babes, they are still here Crabbing in your Pants

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released February 5, 2015

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