DON'T FUCK MY ASS (LIVE FROM THE BRAIN DRAIN)

by Land Crabs

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1.	GIANT FRIED EGG 03:16	buy track
2.	SHOOT MY GOO 03:23	buy track
3.	ABORTED PENIS 03:53	buy track
4.	CAN'T FIND THEM 04:03	buy track
5.	CARRIE 04:07	buy track
6.	ADOPTED TWIN 02:59	buy track
7.	FISH CURRY 03:13	buy track
8.	ADOLFIN HITLER 02:41	buy track
9.	ORINOCO FLOW 02:48	buy track
10.	BE MY EYES 02:35	buy track
11.	SQUID KID 02:28	buy track
12.	LIFE 03:08	buy track
13.	SLICE & DICE + OLD SWAMP FEET 06:44	buy track

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LAND CRABS LIVE FROM THE BRAIN DRAINED FUCKING PLACE THAT IS THE CRANE LANE. LAND CRABS PLAYED AN EXTENDED SET THAT WAS NOT ASKED FOR. THE UNREQUITED ENCORE!!! LAND CRABS ARE THE BAND THAT CORK DIDN'T NEED, BUT DIDN'T DESERVE.

PRESS CLIPPINGS FROM THE CESSPOOL THAT IS THE IRISH RAGS:

"They are shit, there is no place for them on this stage!" - Cian "The Brain Drain", The Crane Lane.

"I thought constipation was bad but then I saw Land Crabs!" - Veronica Bush-Hole, Musicologist

"They locked me in a cupboard and shat in my mouth!" - Chuddson, The Chud Media Outlet Worldwide Conglomerate Situational Guard ASSociation Of Invisible Pile of Otter Guts Upon The Shore Of A Sea of Despair Inc.

"This moment in time" - Austin The Stone Cold Spagball Souffle

"Those Land Crabs are pissing me off!" - Dylan, my housemate

"Land Crabs are ruining my high!" - Dylan, my housemate

"I am going to fuck them in the ass!" - Dylan, my housemate

"A visceral stank! ........5 stars" - Lillian Forbes, Vanity Bare magazine.

credits

released October 6, 2017

PERSONNEL:
MR. DICKHEAD: DRUMS
BILLIE VACATION: VOX & GUITAR
SUBBUTEO PANAFLAX: VOX & BASS
CLIT YEASTHOOD: VOX & GUITAR
PHLEGM RESIDUE: GUITAR
GIRTH BROOKS: VOX
SALVADOR DELI: SYNTH

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